I'm so poor right now
I could just cry / do something-regrettable-under-normal-circumstances for money.
I hope you brought a change of clothes, ‘cause your eyes are about to piss...– Jean Ralphio (via keepswimming9112)
can we talk about Frollo from Hunchback of Notre...
lady-of-annwyn: SO MUCH INTERNAL AGONY the most dRAMATIC REACTION TO A BONER EVER the boner that almost burned Paris
leeleekiti: We finally found out who Jeff is always texting when he’s with all of his friends. No one. :(
The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
prussiatheninja: set-your-spirits-f-r-e-e: my teacher just said van gogh was the 19th century version of instagram “hay guise trimmed ma beard lol” “omg guise just tidied ma room” “omg guise look at dis view, no filter xoxox” “chilling in da club” “NEW SHOES OMG” IM G ONNA
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry: How long? How long must I wait for you to give me these wellingtons that look like my dead grandmothers arse.