Tom
If Tom Hiddleston played the fiddle, he’d be Tom Fiddleston
If Tom Hiddleston talked in riddles, he’d be Tom Riddleston
If Tom Hiddleston walked on a murder charge, he’d be Tom Acquittalston
If Tom Hiddleston was 4’0”, he’d be Tom Littleston
If Tom Hiddleston was a middle child, he’d be Tom…